When we have a first lady that insists on being referred to as 'Dame' that ought to have alerted us to the fact that all is not well somewhere!So,the incident a couple of days ago in Rivers state when the Chief madam of Aso rock apparently/supposedly/allegedly gave the Governor of that state a talking to in public should not come as a surprise to anyone.
After all,did we not elect her as first lady?Is she not the one taking care of Ebele for us?When night falls and the rest of us have retreated into the eternal darkness and heat of our homes thanks to Nepa,many of us on empty stomachs,is she not the one that takes over?'are you not understanding me?' as she often says!
The only true fear i had was her ability to pull it off in something close to good English.We all know that even in the least confrontational of atmospheres Madam Patience oyinbo na die! If Joe has any real interest in contesting come 2011,stopping his wife from speaking in public henceforth would be a wise decision.Me I no wan make Patience go disgrace me for obodo oyinbo!These are surely the end times!Nigerians work up on Tuesday or thereabout to the all too common darkness and shrugged it off as the usual effectiveness of nepa.We as a people have come to accept certain things as our lot but for nepa to insult us further and threaten us with a strike,that is just plain see finish!To add salt to our wounds,the federal government released 57billion naira to nepa for salaries.
That should serve as a lesson to medical doctors who have being on strike more than they've worked this year.If you must eat frog,eat a fat one!Decide amongst yourselves today,one year indefinite strike,nothing dey happen!I dey your back!
P.S:Vote in the right leaders!Protect your future.
Last time i wrote,our president was hausa,our eagles were super and i could have sworn that i was more handsome.A lot has happened in nine months,for one,i could have gotten pregnant and given birth!
People who know me would tell you or tweet you or ping you or do what the hell it is they do these days(people just dont talk face to face anymore ,what ever happened to good old friendly chats)
that i'm the least most likely person to give a pigeon's ass about politics,elections and selections.I guess i've just grown tired of being stuck in endless hold ups due to bad roads,tired of voluntarily giving area boys my money so that we dont waste each others time with the robbing process(i'm a busy man you know!),tired of power generation being generated by my generator,tired of our 'honourables' chopping 13 year old girls,tired of the madness!This blog would attempt to change gears and focus primarily on events leading to the 2011 elections.Major talking points over a week would be analyzed and flipped over.Saw a documentary on Singapore the other day and i knew this country was dead;I'm no Jesus but accounts tell us that his disciples raised the dead:together,we can wake this lazarus.P.S:Last time i wrote,i thought being single was cool..............,guess i was not a cool guy at all!
After all,did we not elect her as first lady?Is she not the one taking care of Ebele for us?When night falls and the rest of us have retreated into the eternal darkness and heat of our homes thanks to Nepa,many of us on empty stomachs,is she not the one that takes over?'are you not understanding me?' as she often says!
