Every election year brings young people selling themselves,their families and their fathers goats for money.Young men and women carrying placards in support of candidates that they can barely pronounce.
You see them on T.V,listen to them on the radio,something them on the internet(have no idea what the right adjective for that is),they invade your space and stay there!
They come with different acronyms,YEAA(youths earnestly ask for abacha)ABN(association for a better nigeria),various names and appellations which all invariably translate to thief.
You cannot carry the name of a man you cannot vouch for in the privacy of your toilet(believe me,there ain't nothing more private than a man groaning to pass waste) and spread it like he is the second coming!
As it stands,no aspiring presidential candidate has a plan of action.How do you advertise a man who has no product!
So,when next you try to sell me a crook remember this acronym FOFH(f@!k off from here)!
