Rufai?What the el!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm new on twitter you know?
At least actively!
It took me 2years,5 months and a damn whole lot of days to get the hang of why on earth I had to @someone or #something.
But like a true Nigerian,I'd rather die than not be part of the in-thing,no matter how dumb it might seem in retrospect!
That reminds me,do ladies still do the colour block?

Nsukka babes be like 'Baby Oku!'

So,get the hang of it I did!
I've been tweeting away worse than the bats at the Oba of Benin's palace,re-tweeting and replying to every single thing on the twittersphere;plus the ones wey concern and the ones wey no concern  me!
In the course of all these,I developed an interest in two twitter accounts,a certain @elrufai and @PObahiagbon.
They were supposedly kindred spirit!(Less of @PObahiagbon though)
Always taking every opportunity to point out the ills in this government and PDP's governance since 1999.
It was like someone else was relaying my message but to a whole lot more followers.
And I mean a whole lot more!
In fact,it's embarrassing calling mine followers.
It's more like a kindergarten class.
They're few,inattentive and really don't give a hoot what you have to say as long as you don't bother them!
In all honesty,I had a huge gigantic bowl of respect  for @elrufai especially,because I thought it took an incredible amount of courage to be so critical of a government and party that his brother served and defended with so much vigour in the past.
UNTIL.....................................................................................I  actually took out time to read @elrufai's bio.
I was so surprised,you could have shot me through my gaping mouth and I still would not die.
In fact,you could have dressed me in a gown,wear me a pink ribbon and offer me as a peace offering to @BokoHaram and I still would not flinch.
(Lets not get ahead of ourselves now folks!)
But still,finding out that @elrufai was one and the same with the same named politician;former this and that in the OBJ administration and ex-kingpin,king maker and as the the Nigerian press like to describe it 'part of the top echelon of the PDP'
An active actor in this maddening play we call democracy!
A man with all sorts of cases still pending from his time in government in Nigerian courts,they could name the road to the Supreme Court after him.

Rufai dey oh!

It's true that Uncle Jonah's government carries the day in sheer non-performance.
Infact if there were an Olympics for failed governments,there would be a statue of Uncle Jonah doing the Usain Bolt pose in front of Aso Rock by now.


I'm sure you folks were really not expecting a picture

But folks like @elrufai cannot turn back and act like innocents in this madness!You can't be one of the labourers  that mounted a shaky foundation and then blame the imminent collapse of a building on a poor coat of paint.(By the way,saw a pink house with a yellow roof somewhere in Lekki Phase1.Hideous,just hideous)
As for @PObahiagbon,a degenerate rabble rousing ex-legislator who spews forth hokum,all in the frantic effort to garner a plethora of followers.
In simple words,a guy so full of B.S,you can smell it when he passes by.
I can't remember one meaningful thing he did while still being  a member of the Nigerian House of Representatives.
Not one meaningful bill pushed through by @PObahiagbon.
Infact,in true @PObahiagbon spirit,not one meaningful thing said!
Nigeria needs men to stand up and speak the truth to this government.
But not these fellows!